Real estate speak translations
As we now search for our next home and are “seasoned buyers” I feel I’m getting quite good at translating the traditional real estate language that most agents seem to speak.
For those of you who don’t have a lot of experience in the home buying game, here are a few pointers for you:
“Plenty of room for the kids to play outdoors” – The house is so tiny it will actually make the yard look massive.
“Unique staircase” -Exceptionally steep. More of a ladder really. Prepare to climb.
“Cosy” – You won’t be swinging any cats in here!
“Comfortable family home” – Sure, if you have 1.6 children!!
“Renovator’s delight” – Current residents are a family of possums and many families of rodents.
“Overlooking a pond” – Some bright spark dug a gigantic hole two feet from the front door, filled it with water and named it “pond”.
All dilapidated house pictures courtesy of wikimedia commons
“Turn of the century, original wood oven” – Hasn’t actually functioned for about 80 years and will need to be removed.
“Unusual” – plain ugly
“Outdoor room that could be utilized as additional guest accommodation” – I wouldn’t put a dog in that cold, dirty, dingy room let alone a guest!!!
Best of luck finding your dream home!
Katie Noonan and Karin Schaup
I was very blessed to attend this show at the Melbourne Recital Centre on Thursday evening. The talent of these two women combined is just astonishing.
Nicole M purse
Too busy to blog
I’ve wanted to make some hair accessories for the girls for ages and now that all 3 of them have long hair I had run out of excuses!
I’ve also completed and sent my cushion for Vic’s swap, but as the recipient may not have her parcel yet I’d best not reveal. Now, for today I hope to make some more hair accessories and work on my sister’s birthday present before I run out of time.
Have a great weekend š
Today is..
Blood Money

Rip or snip?
I hate it when the sales assistant rips the fabric instead of cutting! There, I’ve said it – I positively cringe when I see my newly purchased fabric being torn.
Happy Easter! + a lot of baking and a little crafting
These buns are awaiting their piped crosses.
I’m thinking brooches, hair ties, quilt attachments?
The children and I are going to try this tutorial for dyed eggs this year – they look great!
I’ll be having a little blog break over Easter so I hope you all have a joyous and peaceful Easter. See you soon and God bless you all.
Teapot
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All images courtesy of wikimedia commons
There are 2 problems : price and function. Either they are too pricey or they leak, clog, or do something else that is really annoying.
If you have any teapot recommendations please do enlighten me, I can’t take the teabags much longer!






















